❝ if you’re a vampire,
                   how come you eat fries? ❞

              ❝ mam?
       are you aware of the
     bug on your shoulder?❞

      ❝ ——… ❞

       ❝ you’re staring. ❞

❝ have you never heard of a haircut?❞

                     ❝ alright that’s not fair.
                         how on earth do you
                     get your hair so straight? ❞

     ❝ need a hand? ❞

❝ have you seen a blond teenager 
   holding a naked mole rat skulking 
   around here ? they’ve wandered
   off & i can’t seem to track them
   down. ❞

  ❝ what’s with the beanie? ❞